October 12, 2012

Inappropriate couples are my favorite Halloween costumes

I never liked couples costumes for Halloween. It's too cutesy. Then one year my ex and I had the idea of going as an inappropriate couple. Wednesday Addams and Uncle Fester.


Not right at all.
Catholic schoolgirl is a common costume but not one who makes out with a foul-mouthed Nun.

I think one of my friends was genuinely offended that year.

An easy one is Princess Leia before she knows who her father and brother are.

Just remember this line from the movie, "Somehow, I always knew." Really? Like the time you kissed your brother? Yuck, Leia.

Or you could go with Batman having an inappropriate relationship with his orphan ward. I think you have to go with the campy Adam West Batman for this one.


Heck, as along as they're making sexy Robin costumes, he might as well get seduced by Catwoman or the Joker.



 Sick and twisted is always more fun that cutesy. Let me know if you come up with another idea for inappropriate Halloween couples!